Boonan D. Barbarian

Super Troopa: It is I, Super Troopa, defender of the innocent here with Boonan the Barbarian.

Boonan: Hey, It's Boonan D. Barbarian!

Super Troopa: That's what I said, Boonan the Barbarian.

Boonan: No, no, no, it's Boonan D. Barbarian. D is my middle initial, and Barbarian is my last name.

Super Troopa: What an unusual super hero, esspecially with blond hair and a black beard.

Boo: Well I don't tell you how to run your own life. Now come on, I want to beat up bad guys with my sword.

Super Troopa: (squeaks the sword) It's made of rubber.

Boonan: My mom won't let have a real one.

Super Troopa: Well then, "Talley Hoo!"

Boonan: "Roooaaaarrrr"

Super Troopa belongs to Black Carrot
Boonan belongs to Red Banana
Boo and Koopa Troopa belongs to Nintendo.